Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Five Things You Won't Hear On Signing Day

This being national signing day for college football programs, here are five things we're not likely to hear amid all the optimistic talk at programs across the country:

1. "We only signed him because his daddy's given us millions and coach likes to use his private jet for recruiting trips and weekend getaways to Cabo."

2. "I don't know where the experts have rated this class but it's too high. Heck, Prairie View has a better class than we do."

3. "Dartmouth is the new Boise State."

4. "That Nick Saban is a funny guy. If he ever quits coaching, he has a future in comedy."

5. "The ACC is poised to dominate college football."


Anonymous said...

How about 5 things we are guaranteed to hear:

1) This is the guy we knew we had to have. (Contributor: coach who signed a guy after he was spurned by his #1 target.)

2) Our class is the greatest ever. And your school sucks! (Contributors: millions of internet posters named "Anonymous.")

3) I never wanted to be anywhere but here. (Contributor: Blue-chipper who made tentative verbal committments to at least 12 schools.)

4) I was fired for no reason! (Contributor: Mike Leech.)

5) This is the best class in our school's history. (Contributor: Every school in the country.)

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