Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A-Rod's top 5 excuses for steroid use

With apologies to David Letterman, the O-List looks at Alex Rodriguez’s top five excuses for using steroids:

5. Trainer told him they were Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

4. Watched “Pumping Iron” and wanted to inflate his “skinny little arms.”

3. Barry said, “You’ll never catch me, wimp.”

2. Couldn’t resist the chance for a trip to Washington on the taxpayer’s dime.

1. Looking around for a healthier snack than Georgia peanut butter.

—Stan Olson


Anonymous said...

Funny! Hope there will be more lists on the way

Anonymous said...

Very funny! Seriously, baseball should ban players for testing positive the way track and cycling do. True random testing with quick enforcement will bring some integrity back to the game. Its gone now. I would rather watch womens college fast pitch than a major league game now. Thats what the game is all about. Get on first anyway you can, scratch'em to scoring position....